Granted, we’re dealing with a scorned high school senior, but The Wall Street Journal publishes a high schooler who seems upset and surprised that doing nothing in high school somehow meant that she isn’t a successful in her college hunt than kids who, I dunno, did stuff.  Her chief complaint seems to be that “being herself” didn’t work.

Humorously, had she wasted some of her time on Cracked, she’d probably be much better off.  Their article Six Harsh Truths That Will Make You a Better Person  should be required reading for all high schoolers.