…then you’re the kind of person that buys a lap dance at a strip club and comes back to your buddies saying, “Man, that stripper REALLY liked me!”
The next 20 or so seconds of this clip summarizes the entire acceptance speech. Exactly how long do you suppose Romney’s handlers had him work on that in front of a mirror? He gave us this look for a good 20 minutes. Did anyone actually buy that?
Now I’m not going to go over the entire speech because I can’t put myself through it a second time. But I couldn’t help but laugh at his blatant pandering to women, which was clearly ordered by his handlers. Or maybe the multiple times he said, “When we voted for Obama 4 years ago…” Really? How many people in that room voted for Obama 4 years ago? How many people who took the time out of their day to listen to this creepy bastard speak voted for Obama 4 years ago?
By the way, were you to put a gun to my head I’d vote Romney over Obama. If I were in a battleground state there’d be a good chance I’d vote for Obama. That isn’t to say I like Romney (I think I’ve made that pretty clear at this point), but rather that I don’t want either of these two getting a second term. Second term Obama is scary. I’d hate to see either or these men when they no longer feel they need to behave in a way to get them reelected.
Regardless, if you want to see a right proper acceptance speech, look no further:
