Anyone that’s read If You Give a Mouse a Cookie should grok this:
Give an Abby a Cookie (notice there’s no “If You”)
If you give an Abby a cookie.
She’s going to want some more cookies, and some milk to go with it.
If you give an Abby some more cookies and milk to go with it.
She’s probably going to want some more cookies. And milk. And more cookies.
A cookie first. Milk second.
More milk. And cookies. And more cookies. More. More, more, more cookies. More. More cookies. More cookies. More cookies. More cookies. More, more cookies.
Yeah, that’d be so good.
The end.