Part the First:
Me: Hey Katniss, do you want to see Ron Paul with me tomorrow?
Katniss: No Daddy, I don’t like that guy!
Me: Why?
Katniss: Because I don’t like him. He is not smart.
Me: What?! He’s a doctor!
Katniss: I don’t like doctors! They hurt me!
Me: Close my computer and come get dinner.
Katniss: Daddy, your compuker isn’t very good.
Me: What?! You’re 3. You’re already a tech snob. Why don’t you like my computer?
Katniss: Sometimes when I close your compuker it doesn’t turn off.
Me: /sigh/ You’re right.
Okay, you haven’t earned a video, but you get one anyways. Remy!:
